You know the feeling when you are sick—not physically sick, mind you, you’re just wishing a particular something would leave and not return? Well, here are my things that if they left Planet Earth I would be thrilled. Warning: I’m not crazy, just random.

• Storm Track on KABC: Since when is 1/8 of an inch of rain a storm? I can feel the rest of the country laughing at those weak Southern Californians.
• Ripped jeans: It’s not exactly chic to dress like a slob.
• “The Bachelor”/”The Bachelorette”: There isn’t that much crying at a funeral.
• TLC: Okay, I admit I watch it; after all, isn’t it The Learning Channel? Still, how are “My Gypsy Wedding” and “Return to Amish” educational?
• The word “viral”: Viral is something that makes you miss a day or two of school. Viral can’t “go.”
• Pop-Ups: If I want you, I will click on you.
• Game invites on Facebook: See above.
• Christmas now beginning in September: Excuse me, but isn’t Christmas in winter?

And my personal favorite:

I’m embarrassed for them.

• Dressing up pets as children: They are animals, after all (sorry, Maggie)!

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