I want to begin by saying Happy 90th Birthday to Queen Elizabeth.
Now, reasons I want to be Royal:

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I would get to travel all over the world. For free.

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I could play with the royal corgis.

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Two words: Personal stylist.

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Cute hats—I mean, fascinators.

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Millions of people all around the globe would love me. I suppose it’s improper of me to call them my subjects, but that’s what they would be.

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I would get to be in People.

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Personal chef.

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When I got married it would practically be a national holiday.

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Same with having a baby.

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If I got sick of where I was living, there are lots of other palaces I could go.

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MY ACCENT!!
I could make announcements on the royal balcony.

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Have fun with George and Charlotte.

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Have designers vying for me to wear their clothes.