I want to begin by saying Happy 90th Birthday to Queen Elizabeth.
Now, reasons I want to be Royal:
I would get to travel all over the world. For free.
I could play with the royal corgis.
Two words: Personal stylist.
Cute hats—I mean, fascinators.
Millions of people all around the globe would love me. I suppose it’s improper of me to call them my subjects, but that’s what they would be.
I would get to be in People.
When I got married it would practically be a national holiday.
Same with having a baby.
If I got sick of where I was living, there are lots of other palaces I could go.
I could make announcements on the royal balcony.
Have fun with George and Charlotte.
Have designers vying for me to wear their clothes.