At the risk of offending some of my readers, I agree that some things are just better miniaturized. Hershey’s miniatures and miniature golf, for example. But on the other hand, I can think of one thing where the full-sized version is definitely preferred (at least by me): Dogs!

I’d be annoyed, too. Courtesy: images.petbestcom

What am I talking about? Toy dogs. In my humble opinion, to classify as a dog the animal must be 25 pounds or larger.

This leaves out “dogs” such as Pekinese, Hairless Chihuahuas, and Toy Poodles. I wouldn’t go as far as Dad to call them rats, but they are definitely not on my dog bucket list. Forget anything “teacup.”

Don’t get me started on clothes for dogs! If God had intended on dogs wearing outer garments, they would have been born naked.

Okay, I will get off my soapbox now. I just saw the prompt and had to get that off my chest.