It Would Be Awesome If These Words Literally Disappeared

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As I’ve said, I love words. I’ve also said that I could read the thesaurus as a novel. Both are true, but then there are some words/phrases I despise. It’s how we use them. It wouldn’t break my heart if the following were banned.

The list is extremely scary. It actually gives me chills. After all, Halloween is Monday.

  • Man cave
  • Hashtag something- #annoying
  • Awesome- The Grand Canyon is awesome, not your new TV
  • Selfie
  • Literally- Unless you know how to use it
  • Bling
  • Vape
  • Tweet- Only birds tweet

Did I miss any? I would love to hear your additions!

It’s A Small Disappointment

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My sister’s boyfriend works for ESPN. Since Disney is their parent company, he gets passes to Disneyland a few times a year. Oh, darn. Mom, Dad, and I used them over the summer. We just went to walk around, though did go on a few rides. I asked to go on Small World. Dad grumbled, but obliged.

I obviously can’t get into a boat. There is one with a lift, but it was being used at the time. It was 4:55. As the clock ticked, I wondered how in the world the employees did it. That thing would drive me crazy. Eight hours!?

Our boat came before five. As we floated along, listening to that song, which I was extremely annoyed to have in my head when I went to sleep hours later, I started noticing things. As all of the dolls sang, their “jaws” would clack, the outfits looked a little tired, and when you looked over the boat’s railing you saw all the mechanics beneath the dolls.

I was a tad disappointed seeing that, as I said, that was my favorite ride as a kid. There was “Disney Magic” at work. But as an adult, you become wise to it. Wouldn’t it be nice to keep that childlike innocence all of our lives?

Calling

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As you know, I volunteer for Free Wheelchair Mission, a Christian charity based in Orange County. They provide wheelchairs at no cost to the recipient to the disabled in developing countries. I “speak” for them. Actually, Dad does the speaking—I write what I want him to say. Together we have been to churches, Rotary Club meetings, and city counsel meetings.

Sometimes I feel guilty. Charity isn’t supposed to be about you. Free Wheelchair Mission has given me confidence, friends, brought Dad and I closer, and has given me a new perspective on things.

I’m not going to tell you exactly how I came to volunteer for Free Wheelchair Mission because (1) it’s a very long story and (2) I think my doing so would take away from the work this wonderful organization does.

So I’ll just say this: I believe I was literally called by God.

I guess He knew what He was doing when He interrupted my sleep in 2013.

Money Makers

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According to Salary.com, the median salary for an elementary school teacher in Los Angeles is just over $60,000. The average police officer makes less than $50,000.

Now compare teaching the next generation and keeping our streets crime-free to the 20 to 30 million dollars that some celebrities make per movie.

Is something completely backwards?

My sister is a teacher. I’m positive she would be the first person to tell you that teaching is a lot harder than $60,000 worth. And it’s a disgrace about police officers! They put their lives on the line every day to keep us safe. We have family friends whose son is a police officer in Pomona, a crime-ridden city just outside of Los Angeles. But he, like my sister, didn’t choose his profession to become a millionaire.

Maybe sister or our friend can’t cry on command like celebrities (actually she can, which got me in trouble many a time as kids), but aren’t their jobs more valuable than memorizing lines?

The More Things Change…

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Corona, California, is where I have spent most of my 33 years. It definitely isn’t Mayberry, with over 150,000 residents, but it might as well be. Corona is extremely boring.

It has changed a lot in the 30 years I have lived here, with now a few Starbucks and the old Alpha Beta becoming a Sprouts. But I love driving down Grand where the houses are over a hundred years old.

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In fact, in probably the 20s Grand Avenue was a racetrack, and my old junior high, which was once Corona High School and was probably built in the thirties, actually has a bomb shelter. And after Lucy and Desi’s divorce, he had a house here!

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Driving down Main Street, you notice the acres of orange trees that are now homes, three feet apart. There is now a signal on every block instead of a stop sign.

But as busy as Corona is, it for the most part, it still has the small town feel. People I went to kindergarten and first grade with still live here and are raising their children here.

We have talked about moving. As very dull as Corona is, I would miss it. I learned to ride a two wheeler in front of our first house, babysat the neighborhood kids, and visited with Mary, the seventy-year-old woman across the street, her complaining about our uppity next door neighbors as comforting as anything I can remember.

We will most likely move when Dad retires, in ten years or so. He likes South Carolina.

It’s extremely corny, but as unpredictable as life can be, it’s nice to have a little certainty. Corona, California, definitely provides that.

Sweet Dreams

I love food! It can be any type of food.

I was going to tell you my favorite food, but I can’t narrow it down. Luckily my mom is a very careful eater. Most of the things we have for dinner come out of Cooking Light magazine.

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Sure, it looks pretty, but to me “rainbow eating” means a pack of Skittles. Courtesy: womensfitness.net

However, I’m a HUGE sweet eater. It could be anything. I probably undo all of Mom’s work at dinner with my “sweet” after dinner. It could be anything where sugar is the main ingredient. Homemade ice cream and chocolate chip cookies are my weakness.   Dad, Sarah, and I call poor Mom an enabler, but she has a point. If we would stop eating it, she would stop making it.

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Oh, alright. But just to be polite. Courtesy: tastyeatsathome.com

I feel so guilty eating my after dinner sweet, but as soon as that sugar hits my tongue all of those feelings melt away (no pun intended).

Halloween is coming. Just great.

To the Moon and Back

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My dream was to be an astronaut. Not in the eight-year-old, “When I grow up” way, but I really was going to be an astronaut. I had written to NASA for an application packet (so I knew what to take, school wise) and was on a first-name basis with the woman in the astronaut selection office. I was going to be an astronaut.

That was age 12, 13, and 14.

As I’ve told you, I got sick at age 14, which to my current state. God obviously had other plans for me. I’m not at all bitter. My life is wonderful.

But, hypothetically, if I had been an astronaut, would I have walked on the moon? Mars?

I sometimes become sad at what could have been. But one thought brings me back to Earth (no pun intended): I DESPISE MATH.  There’s the silver lining.

The Greatest Generation

Like most days, I have to ponder the prompt topic until the afternoon, when it’s time to write. I read the word “value” and had no idea what to do. Sure, there are some values that I hold dear, but that’s not a very interesting post: Erin’s values. But it hit me when I read the Photo Challenge prompt, “nostalgia.”

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A few generations ago was called the “Greatest Generation.” Probably my grandparents’ generation, who were born in the late 30s to early 40s. I love anything from that generation, mainly the clothes. There was a war going on, which I forget.

I actually did my 6th grade History Day project, which is just like Science Fair, but you guessed right, regarding history on that period of time. I chose The Home Front as my topic. I interviewed my Great Grandma, and she sent me some ration stamps (she was one notch below a hoarder).

I didn’t realize it then, but now as a wise woman of 33, I wonder why must we have so much “stuff.” I’m just as guilty as anybody. My closet is almost exploding. A lot of it I have never worn. But why must they introduce a new iPhone every couple months? Is it that different? I’m not going to get started on Black Friday.

 

I love the movie “Forrest Gump.” In it, Mama said something that is so true: “There’s just so much a man really needs. The rest is for showing off.”

 

Thank you for setting us straight, Mama.

It’s Only One Day

It’s so weird to think about, but my youngest sister is soon to be a married woman.   Okay, not exactly soon, she and her fiancé want a long engagement, but getting him to pop the question was the first step.

They are both kind of low-key people. He said that he didn’t care what wedding they had and is actually leaving all decisions to my sister. He said even if she picked the courthouse for a venue, he wouldn’t be disappointed.

I watch wedding shows on TV and I guess I have his personality. Why does a wedding have to be some huge production? It’s one day! The couple will still love each other whether they spend five hundred dollars or fifty thousand. Why is a ten thousand dollar dress necessary? Why not spend that money on the down payment on a house?

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Two words: Oh. Brother.         Courtesy weddingdress.ng

Call me old fashioned, but I don’t get it. Make it classy, make it elegant, and enjoy the day—don’t break the bank over it.

The Real Most Wonderful Time of the Year

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I thought I had two (!!) more months before I had to think about Christmas. But thanks to the people at WordPress with today’s prompt, I am forced to think about the dreaded holiday today, September 7th.

Isn’t it sad to dread such a nice holiday? I was like everyone, racking my brain, trying to think of the perfect gift for everyone. Instead of enjoying the season, it was more a burden than “the most wonderful time of the year.” But last year our family did something I would recommend for any family with older children who are sick of the Christmas rush and materialism.

We exchanged gifts on Christmas Eve night, which was a welcome relief from the mayhem of Christmas morning.   But we all had a deal: The gifts to each other couldn’t be material gifts; rather, donations to charities of causes the recipient was passionate about.

We didn’t get things, but I would say it was the best Christmas I can remember.

 

People say we need to put Jesus back in Christmas, and I think that’s what the Tharp family did on December 24, 2015.